{"product_id":"tis-thee-not-me-a-medieval-guide-to-bad-dates-and-worse-decisions","title":"[SIGNED] 'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eSigned copy of my 144 page hardback book published by Clarkson Potter\/Penguin Random House. 'Tis Thee, Not Me is an illustrated guide full of stories of bad dates and even worse advice (but make it medieval)! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAn acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs wise as they are witty, the comics in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e tackle:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible \"(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge\" and \"The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBook measures 18.5 x 18.5 x 2cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"claricetudor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63827014615417,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0610\/0818\/3436\/files\/IMG_9851.jpg?v=1782311087","url":"https:\/\/claricetudor.com\/products\/tis-thee-not-me-a-medieval-guide-to-bad-dates-and-worse-decisions","provider":"claricetudor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}